What is the modhelmet? Oh, the modhelmet is a wonderful, wonderful thing that no forum administrator can be without. It's a nifty, USB-powered tool that frees your moderators from independent thought and action, and subjects them to a hivemind. Have a problem with moderators being too free-thinking? Maybe your moderators are using their personal judgments to moderate your forum. Whatever it is, the modhelmet will eliminate these problems once and for all!
No longer will you have moderator discussion. No longer will there be a need for staff boards. No longer will you have to take each case on an individual basis! Just purchase the modhelmet for all your staff, and presto! Instant uniformity. You'll never have moderators disagreeing and compromising to come up with something that will keep the forums' best interests in mind. Everything shall be set in stone, executed without the slightest flaw, or human error.
If you order now, not only will you receive your modhelmet, but for a limited time you will also receive the StopSnooz upgrade -- FREE! The StopSnooz upgrade is a small chip you can insert into your modhelmets to enable your moderators to be able to stay awake twenty four hours a day, seven days a week! No longer will your moderators go to bed -- there'll be no need! They'll just be online, banning independent thinkers and playing favourites with abandon.
If you call in the next thirty seconds, you will receive free shipping & handling on all purchases of five modhelmets or more!
The modhelmet is not sold in stores! This is a limited time offer. We accept all major credit cards. Pay separate shipping & handling and sales tax. Sorry, no cash on delivery. CALL NOW!
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Introduction ^-^
So I figured that if I wanted to get a leg up into writing, I should start writing reviews and stuff of that nature. Just a caution, I'm pretty opinionated about everything, so don't be surprised if my opinions are not the same as yours. If you don't like, don't read. =3 Thanks!
